I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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