he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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