Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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