Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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