I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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