if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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