so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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