with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I FOUND THE LEGS
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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