he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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