how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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