in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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