I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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