Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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