I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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