so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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