I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Randomize
