so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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