spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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