Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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