i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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