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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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