she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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