Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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