You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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