She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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