i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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