It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm passing your future prison.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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