from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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