Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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