so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life