Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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