belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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