I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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