Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
did you just send me my own nude