dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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