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  you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  just left the emergency room. condom extraction.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for

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• (212): View more from New York

  All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND

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