I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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