So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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