I must be too annoying 4 u.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
