So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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