please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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