I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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