All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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