He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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