It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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