May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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