hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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