Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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