Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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