our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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