Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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