If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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