Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He did a backflip because drugs
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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