It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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