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  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper

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  (780): i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper http://tfl.nu/tn8n
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  (817): View more from Texas

  I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.

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  I guess it was more of a nightmare.

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  (817): I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to. (817): I guess it was more of a nightmare. http://tfl.nu/fsml
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  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?

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  (414): Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point? http://tfl.nu/qhrq
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  (210): View more from Texas

  Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick

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  (210): Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick http://tfl.nu/y4fo
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.

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  (330): theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that. http://tfl.nu/wccj
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.

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  (708): This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight. http://tfl.nu/ioqv
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  (607): View more from New York

  Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?

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  (607): Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be? http://tfl.nu/nsuv
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.

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  (203): I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me. http://tfl.nu/grro
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Coming to you live from the floor of my office..

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  (919): Coming to you live from the floor of my office.. http://tfl.nu/0ate
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  (613): View more from Ontario

  We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.

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  (613): We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got. http://tfl.nu/kddz
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.

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  (615): A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday. http://tfl.nu/d723
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol

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  (804): Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol http://tfl.nu/jehz
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  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?

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  (267): Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you? http://tfl.nu/jywf
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  (616): View more from Michigan

  After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.

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  (616): After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven. http://tfl.nu/wa87
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  (206): View more from Washington

  I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW

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  (206): I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW http://tfl.nu/y303
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