I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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