Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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