Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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