Cold hands, warm shart.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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