hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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